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Let the madness begin

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Welcome

Hi, my name is Otis and I'm to be found hanging around a number of forums on yuku, including The British Empire and crazylittleworld. Some people think I perform an invaluable service to humanity through my patented belly-button fluff removal service, others think I am a waste of space. I leave you, the discerning reader, to decide which.

I'm based in the outskirts of London in the UK and am a deranged scientist - I spend all my spare time working with Pinky and the Brain doing what we do every night, trying to take over the world!

Among by odd selection of general posts, you will see some of my longer articles in my blog below along with some of the stranger news articles doing the rounds on the web.

Please have a read and let me know what you think. Leave me a comment, drop me a message, send me a carrier pigeon, whatever.

Enjoy!

Otis

My collection of weirdness

TV thief makes bit of a boob

09/04/08 10:44:11 | 0 Comments

Cross-dressing mugger leaves breast behind

Thursday, September 4, 2008

A condom: really, when you think about it, it's not a very good fake breast, is it? Police in...

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Got milk?

09/04/08 10:41:57 | 0 Comments

Milk thugs pour 16 pints over woman

Thursday, September 4, 2008

milk

Milk: weapon A woman in Devon was the victim of a gang who poured 16 pints of...

Would you like cream in your coffee? Its ok, I'll do it myself.

09/03/08 11:17:07 | 0 Comments

Coffee masturbator tells police he needs a hand to stop

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Coffee

Fancy coming over for a coffee? A man addicted to...

A life on the ocean wave...

09/01/08 10:16:25 | 0 Comments

Navy is no place for a jolly roger

by JO STEELE - Sunday, August 31, 2008

Royal Navy tourism bosses have been forced to remove a billboard - after sniggers that it appeared to show two sailors doing something a bit rude. Navy poster

Go nuts before you get engaged...

09/01/08 10:13:43 | 0 Comments

Man goes nuts on his penis

Monday, September 1, 2008

Cerne Abbas penis

A Malaysian man's attempt to lengthen his manhood ended in predictable pain and embarrassment, as he got a nut...

Crossing the road

08/28/08 11:03:47 | 0 Comments

Is it me or does nobody seem to bother looking when crossing the road any more?

There's a couple of T-junctions near me when pedestrians dont seem to bother checking for oncoming or turning traffic and just carry on walking into the road. I'm not sure if they are stupid, or distracted, or whatever. Is it me or is the average pedestrian a new strain of backward geneetic mutation formed by the unimaginable sexual pairing of a slime mold with a used condom?

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